Please HELP I stole my mothers tampon and...?

Hahahahaha LOL, Idiot! First you will Never know how a girl feels Your Not a girl, Second pull the string out Unless that is stuck up there too. Get your mom to help (Ohhh Major embarring!). Go to the Doctor (Even MORE embarring!). Take a shower or bath. Go #2. And Finally NEVER do it again.k . Im sorry but I still cant believe you really did that. SO I am still thinking its a joke.